PLEASE DON'T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY! Tell everyone you know!

OFF THE WIRE
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Think this would get their attention?
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women
and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America !!
P.S.
If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,
lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.