Free Dinner

OFF THE WIRE,
FOR LAUGHS
When I was considerably younger, I picked up my date at her parents'
home.
I'd scraped together enough money to take her to a very
nice restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the
menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster, Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat
at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said "enjoy"...................