READ...

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".

The biker pulled over and said "Lord, please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want". The Lord said "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me".

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said "Lord, I wish that I could understand Australian law makers. I want to what they're thinking when they come up with these anti-association, why they hate bikies, why they tell all these lies to the public to pass laws that won't ever be used because they are just plain wrong, and what we bikies can do so they just leave us alone to live our lives the way we want".

The Lord replied "So... you want two or four lanes on that bridge?"