Good Holiday Advice

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by


>the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23%

>of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are

>caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk,

>water, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink

>alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

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>This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.