Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

OFF THE WIRE
This is straight forward country thinking...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
    You may be a Muslim
 
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 
    You may be a Muslim
 
3. You have more wives than teeth. 
    You may be a Muslim
 
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. 
     You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.  
     You may be a Muslim
 
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
     You may be a Muslim
 
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.  
     You may be a Muslim
 
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 
     You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.  
     You may be a Muslim
 
 
10. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
     You may be a Muslim