And now for a bit of humor.....AARP questions

Subject: AARP questions
Questions and Answers

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:

"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ."

Q:I How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem.

Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?