When faced with a son who refused to get a job, a frustrated father insisted he join the Marine Corps.
At the physical, the Doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye
chart across the room.
At the physical, the Doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye
chart across the room.
''What chart, Doc, I don’t see a chart?", said the young man.
"The one right in front of you on the wall!'' the doctor said.
'What wall?' said the young man.
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, and wanting to fill his quota, the Doctor
asked his Nurse to walk into the exam room and check the young man’s blood pressure.
'Now what do you see son?'
"The one right in front of you on the wall!'' the doctor said.
'What wall?' said the young man.
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, and wanting to fill his quota, the Doctor
asked his Nurse to walk into the exam room and check the young man’s blood pressure.
'Now what do you see son?'
"Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm as blind as a bat."
"Well, you may not see anything,” the doctor said, “but your dick is pointing straight towards MCRD, San Diego ."
'Welcome to the Marine Corps, Son”
