The DEA officer verbally  explodes saying, " Mister,  I have the  authority of the Federal Government with me."   Reaching into his rear pants pocket,he  removes his badge and proudly displays it to the  rancher.  "See this badge?  This badge  means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... 
On  anyland.  No questions asked or answers  given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand? " The rancher nods  politely, apologizes, and goes about his  chores. 
A short time later,  the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the  DEA officer running for his life chased by the  rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bulls......   
With every step  the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and  it seemslikely that he'll get gored   before he reaches safety.  The  officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws  down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at  the top of his lungs.....  
" Your  badge. Show him your BADGE ! "