Harley Davidson

Harley Davidson                                                                
             
Arthur  thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out  with God.'                                               

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and  introduced him to God.  God recognized Arthur and commented,  "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"                                                

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing 
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution
and can't run without a road?  Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke.

'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?                                             

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said  Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention!

1. There's too much  inconsistency in the front-end suspension.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.                

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much. 

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

'Hmmmmm, ..............you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial  super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,'  God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers,
More men are riding my invention than yours'