BREAKING: Terrorists Attack Jefferson Memorial with Deadly Dance Moves

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Congratulations! Such an awsome display of the police power of the state! As George Orwell so accurately predicted in the book "1984", the totalitarian, tyrannical police state of Big Brother has arrived. We are taking absolutely no action to protect this country from a nuclear attack by rogue nations, either by suitcase nuke, or, by the much more damaging missile launched EMP nuclear detonation. However, we can spend endless sums of money to suppress free speach at a monument to the very founding principles of this nation. The terrorists have won.

BREAKING: Terrorists Attack Jefferson Memorial with Deadly Dance Moves

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http://rtr.org/ | Terrorists struck the Jefferson Memorial on May 28th in an apparently coordinated effort. Early reports revealed this coordinated attack carries the signature of past Al Qaeda attacks using multiple targets and unrelated agents. However, it is unclear if dance attacks affected other national monuments but authorities have been placed on high alert.
Law Enforcement officers on duty at the time acted swiftly to diffuse the dance threat before damage could be done to the memorial and the tourists at the site. The terrorists are now in the custody of Washington DC officials and are being interrogated.
Eyewitnesses report scuffed elbows and two iPods containing multiple tracks from Jordan Page's new album "Liberty" were damaged as a result of the attacks.
This report is ongoing - for more information or to demand the release of the Terrorists contact the authorities at (202) 610-8703 and the US Park Police: 202-610-7500
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