The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
OMG!!!!! Well it's OFFICIAL!
It explains why i have been so stressed out ...I have some amazing but very shocking news... We are expecting a chubby little man soon
🍼.
I know, I'm very shocked too and can hardly believe it myself. I wasn't
going to post it here, on Facebook, but since you are all my family and
friends, I wanted to make it official! I'm way too overwhelmed to keep
it a secret. But so excited. Who would have guessed, at my age, that me
of all people would be expecting!!
But YES we are expecting Santa Clause in just a very short 16 days!!! Repost if you have a sense of humor. Let's see how many people read the whole status!!!
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
OMG!!!!! Well it's OFFICIAL!
It explains why i have been so stressed out ...I have some amazing but very shocking news... We are expecting a chubby little man soon
🍼.
I know, I'm very shocked too and can hardly believe it myself. I wasn't
going to post it here, on Facebook, but since you are all my family and
friends, I wanted to make it official! I'm way too overwhelmed to keep
it a secret. But so excited. Who would have guessed, at my age, that me
of all people would be expecting!!But YES we are expecting Santa Clause in just a very short 16 days!!! Repost if you have a sense of humor. Let's see how many people read the whole status!!!
