The Fix
There
recently was an article in the St. Petersburg, Fl. Times. The Business
Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I
think this guy nailed it!
Dear Mr. President,
Please
find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy. Instead of
giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on
lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":
There
are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1
million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...
Mr.
President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security
and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard.