Thank you, Sharon
IN GOD WE TRUST, GOD BLESS AMERICA
CLEVER CATHOLICS - ST. NANCY Pelosi.
Last Saturday afternoon in Washington , DC., an aide to the former
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral
in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the
next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out
Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include
calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't
really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the
Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."
Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll
write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if
you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy
Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at
the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of
his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Nancy Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to
the congregation, "While Nancy Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to
some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages.
Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church,
and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a
petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy
Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy
Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally
witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the
American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her
Representative obligations both in Washington , and in California . The
woman is simply not to be trusted."
The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President Obama, Nancy Pelosi is a saint."
