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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

USA - What NOT to say to a Police Officer

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What NOT to say to a Police Officer

What NOT to say to a Police Officer
What NOT to say to a Police Officer
  • I can’t reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
  • Is that a 9mm? That’s nothing, look at my 44mm Magnum.
  • You must have been going over 120 to keep up with me.
  • Sorry Officer, my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
  • I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
  • Are you the guy from the Village People?
  • Bad cop. No donut.
  • You’re not going to check my truck are you?
  • Gee that gut doesn’t inspire confidence.
  • Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
  • I pay your salary!
  • Wow, you look like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend’s night stand.
  • I thought you had to be in good shape to be a police officer.
  • Is it true people become cops because they couldn’t get a job at McDonald’s?
  • Well, when I reached down to get my bag of crack, my gun fell out and lodged between the brake and gas.