THE ONE THING THAT HAS CHANGED SINCE THE DAY THE PHILISTINES NAILED THE HIPPIE TO THE CROSS THAT DAY, THE UNIFORM WORN BY THE ENFORCERS OF THE PHILISTINES. THEY UPGRADED THEIR UNIFORMS FROM SANDLES, SKIRTS, CAPES, AND SWORDS TO BLACK BOOTS, BLUE PANTS AND SHIRTS, BADGES AND GUNS, BULLET PROOF VESTS.
HOWEVER, THE ONE THING THAT HAS CHANGED FOR THE WORSE–IF THAT’S EVEN POSSIBLE– IS THE EVER PRESENT UNDENIABLE “I AM THE KING MOTHER FUCKER, YOU DO AS I SAY OR WE’LL BEAT YOU FUCKING SENSELESS” ATTITUDE THAT MOST COPS APPROACH CITIZENS WITH THESE DAYS.