classified ads

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:




FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!



FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.



FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father's a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.



COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $100.



WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.



**** And the WINNER is... ****



FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedias Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition,$200., or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.