Phoenix, AZ — Did any of my contractor friends see this?

 

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An up-and-coming militant organization, Horner G6S Mercenary Incorporated, or simply known as G6S, which has known ties to the U.S. military, says it is now aggressively hiring the general public for the specific purpose of killing those affiliated with the Islamic State. The company is offering a mind-blowing starting pay of $500,000 dollars per year regardless of your history or previous background. Their only requirement, is you kill members of ISIS. Lots and lots of them.

G6S, owned and operated by 35-year-old Paul Horner of Phoenix, Arizona, spoke with MSNBC today and complained of President Barack Obama’s handling of the situation with ISIS.

“That Muslim president of ours is not doing enough to put an end to ISIS, and for obvious reasons, he’s Muslim. Well, that will all change with what we are accomplishing over there in the Islamic State. We’ll be glad to pick up the slack of Obama to protect this country like any real president should.”

Gwen Hawkins, who recently signed up with G6S back in May, told CNN that she is ready to die for her country.
“I’d honestly settle for being a human hostage bomb. Pop a bomb inside my stomach, point me in the proper direction toward getting captured, and then detonate once inside. It’d solve my problem of having a depressing and mundane life and would probably lead to an acceleration of earnings that I could only obtain via a life insurance policy, which I’m not eligible for given my medical history. That money would help my friends and family more than I ever could. Actually, I’ll have to talk to G65’s human resource department to see if they would be willing to pay me extra for something like this or at least ensure that my income would be distributed appropriately.”

Jason McKay, who signed up for G6S last month, and received his complimentary iPhone 6, told Fox News he will be injecting himself with the Ebola virus, purposely captured by the Islamic State and inflict as many casualties as possible.

“I will be injecting myself with Ebola and then apprehended by Isis so I can laugh as they get splattered in my toxic blood as the cut off my head. Also, I am a pilot who will attempt to spread the Ebola virus by air and also cover their skies with poisonous chemtrails.”

G6S operative Michael D. Adams told reporters he force feeds bacon to captured members of ISIS since the teachings of the Quran do not allow it.

“Threatening those scum with pork and bacon is a great way to gain important intelligence about their operations before we slaughter them.”

At a press conference in Phoenix on Monday, Horner was more than happy to explain purpose of his organization.

“What we are doing is good versus evil, plain and simple,” Horner told reporters. “We will be cruel to ISIS, and through our cruelty they will know who we are… And the the Islamic State will fear us. ISIS ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of an Islamic-extremist-hating mass murdering maniac. And they need to be destroyed. And that’s why each and every son of a b*tch associated with this Islamic State, they’re going to die. We will be cruel to ISIS, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, disfigured bodies of their brothers that we leave behind us. ISIS won’t be able to help themselves but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And they will be sickened by us. And they will talk about us. And they will fear us. When members of ISIS close their eyes at night and are tortured by their subconscious with the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.”

Every day more and more individuals have been signing up for this almost certain death sentence. On a lighter note, early this month a Christian organization‘s mascot, Fappy The Anti-Mastubation Dolphin, made the journey with G6S to the Middle East. Fappy told reporters that when he is not fighting ISIS, he is traveling around the country speaking to elementary school children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation.

“I don’t agree with what they’re doing over there, but my main concern, and what I’m willing to die for, is to stop self-rape in the world,” Fappy said. “They’re living in the middle of nowhere. They can’t have sex. It’s extremely hot. The living conditions are horrible. All they do is die and kill, and to top it off they have sand in underwear at all times. It’s only a matter of time before one of them breaks down and starts masturbating, but not on my watch.”

It’s unclear who the Horner G6S Mercenary Company is funded by but reliable sources claim it is none other than billionaire Ross Perot. Political analysts speculate this could be initial efforts for a presidential run in 2016.

Even though the group, Horner G6S Mercenary Incorporated, releases no data to the public or provides numbers of total ISIS members killed, Horner does say it is in the tens of thousands with that number growing rapidly every day.

With more than 50,000 mercenaries joining since the company was incorporated in January of 2013, G6S is always looking for more recruits. Please submit your resume along with why you want to kill members of ISIS, and someone will contact you shortly, click here. For any questions or comments please call (785) 273-0325.
- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/us-company-hiring-mercenaries-to-kill-isis-starting-pay-500kyr/#sthash.hzlqH2LK.dpuf

An up-and-coming militant organization, Horner G6S Mercenary Incorporated, or simply known as G6S, which has known ties to the U.S. military, says it is now aggressively hiring the general public for the specific purpose of killing those affiliated with the Islamic State. The company is offering a mind-blowing starting pay of $500,000 dollars per year regardless of your history or previous background. Their only requirement, is you kill members of ISIS. Lots and lots of them.
G6S, owned and operated by 35-year-old Paul Horner of Phoenix, Arizona, spoke with MSNBC today and complained of President Barack Obama’s handling of the situation with ISIS.
“That Muslim president of ours is not doing enough to put an end to ISIS, and for obvious reasons, he’s Muslim. Well, that will all change with what we are accomplishing over there in the Islamic State. We’ll be glad to pick up the slack of Obama to protect this country like any real president should.”
Gwen Hawkins, who recently signed up with G6S back in May, told CNN that she is ready to die for her country.
- See more at: http://nationalreport.net/us-company-hiring-mercenaries-to-kill-isis-starting-pay-500kyr/#sthash.hzlqH2LK.dpuf

U.S. Company Hiring Mercenaries To Kill ISIS; Starting Pay $500K/yr – Only Requirement Is To Kill Members Of ISIS - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/us-company-hiring-mercenaries-to-kill-isis-starting-pay-500kyr/#sthash.ACjAQh5M.dpuf

AUSTRALIA - Motorcycle changes: Lane filtering rules adjusted

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Amy Remeikis

A trial in New South Wales found lane filtering could help ease traffic congestion

Come early next year you will be able to filter through lanes without the fear of flashing police lights.

Following consultation with riders, motorists and road safety groups, the government has decided to make changes to the laws which surround motorcycle riding in Queensland.

From about February next year, or as soon as the Governor-in-Council signs off on the changes, motorcyclists will be able to move around stationary or slow moving vehicles, as long as they are travelling less than 30 kilometres an hour.

The act of lane filtering, which is different to lane splitting, is not illegal itself, but the current rules around it which include: a motorcyclist moving out of a marked lane; crossing a white edge line; overtaking from the left; not indicating and not leaving a safe distance, often meant bikers broke a rule while performing it.

A trial in New South Wales found lane filtering could help ease traffic congestion and Transport Minister Scott Emerson agreed it should be rolled out in Queensland.

But it will only be allowed for experienced riders and won't be allowed in school zones during school hours.

Motorcyclists will also be able to legally stretch their leg off the bike to help avoid fatigue, take both feet off the footsteps to reverse into a parking space and turn their head to do a shoulder check.

The changes will also loosen restrictions around helmets.

Currently only helmets which comply with Australian standards can be worn in Queensland but those which pass United States, European and Japanese safety standards can not.

For many riders it was an issue of size - Australian approved helmets didn't cater for those with larger heads.

Mr Emerson said the discussion paper his department released received 9000 responses and the changes made sense.

"Most motorcycle riders strongly supported the proposed changes, with more than 90 per cent of respondents supportive of lane filtering," he said.

Steve Spalding of the RACQ was also supportive - as long as it was done "in a safe and courteous manner and at slow speed".

"It's very much a case of sharing the road and riding in a responsible manner," he said.

"There are some situations, such as when large vehicles are queuing, where it is safer for the motorcyclist to wait rather than try and squeeze between them and put their safety at risk.

"Just as it is important that motorcyclists filter at a safe speed, motorists can help improve the safety of the rider by carefully checking their mirrors and indicating before changing lanes as the traffic starts to queue."

Mr Spalding also said the changes needed to be followed with an adequate education program, to raise awareness and understanding "of what the changes are and how they will affect both motorists and motorcyclists".

Read more: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/motorcycle-changes-lane-filtering-rules-adjusted-20141030-11el72.html#ixzz3Hgqhb4Zi

Motorcycle Helmets Increase Chances of Survival by 29%

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According to a National Highway Traffic Safety Administration survey, riders wearing a helmet have a 29 percent better chance of surviving a crash than riders without a helmet.

But only 19 states, plus the District of Columbia have universal motorcycle helmet laws that require all motorcycle operators and passengers to wear a helmet. Another 28 states have partial helmet laws that do not require adults to wear a helmet, and three states (Illinois, Iowa and New Hampshire) do not have any helmet laws or restrictions.

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State by State Look at Motorcycle and Bicycle Helmet Use Laws

“A motorcycle helmet is the most important piece of safety equipment that a motorcyclist has,” said Steve Stojanovich, director of GEICO’s motorcycle/RV division. “Because motorcycle regulations vary from state to state, it’s important that riders become aware of the dangers they face if they ride without one.”

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration survey also found that motorcycle helmet use in the U.S. remained at 60 percent in 2013, unchanged after a significant drop from 66 percent between the years 2010 – 2012. Helmet use continues to be significantly higher in states that have universal helmet laws.

Stojanovich mentioned that all motorcyclists should wear a Department of Transportation – approved helmet even if it’s not the law in your state. “Make sure the helmet includes a face shield or protective eyewear to minimize severe injuries in case of an accident,” said Stojanovich.

States with universal helmet laws include: Alabama, California, DC, Georgia, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Oregon, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, and West Virginia.

States with partial helmet laws include: Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

Source: GEICO

MRF E-MAIL NEWS Motorcycle Riders Foundation

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MRF E-MAIL NEWS Motorcycle Riders Foundation 1325 G Street NW Suite 500 | Washington, DC 20005 202-546-0983 (voice) | 202-546-0986 (fax) | http://www.mrf.org 14NR39 - Election Day is Coming FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 22 October 2014 Contact:Jeff Hennie, Vice President of Government Relations and Public Affairs

Election Day is Coming With less than two weeks before Election Day, November 4th, its time to start getting ready to vote.  The Motorcycle Riders Foundation encourages you to find your polling place and start making  decisions about who you are going to vote for, if you have not done so already.  Deciding at the last minute at the polling place is never a great idea.  Do a little research about all of your candidates, from federal to local-every race,  and every vote matter. Sometimes the smallest race can impact your life the greatest. A lot is in the balance this election, no matter which political party you are pulling for.  The Motorcycle Riders Foundation is and always will be a bipartisan organization.  We do not advocate for the election or defeat of any political party.  We do advocate for the election or defeat of individual members of congress  that stand in the way of motorcyclists' rights and freedoms,  which the MRF has been doing for 30 years. Plan your day to vote now. Find out if you can vote early, as that is generally the best way  to avoid long lines at the polling place, or make the time in your day to vote on November 4th.  Being an American comes with privilege, and voting is perhaps the greatest of all.  Do not squander your chance to be a game changer.

CA - Nice article out today on the Shoe Drive

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JOSE QUINTERO

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Benson hopes to crank up shoe drive efforts

BARSTOW — Nick Benson Sr. is in the midst of serious competition with the San Diego area.

    Benson and the rest of the High Desert were challenged by his buddies, who sponsor the San Diego Harley-Davidson dealership and Pro Train Dog Trainers, to see who would collect more pairs of old shoes to be donated to a Florida-based nonprofit organization.

    Benson said he has collected approximately 1,500 shoes and the last day to donate old shoes is Nov. 9.

    “San Diego is a larger area, and I really feel if the High Desert really goes to town, we could exceed last year’s amount of total shoes collected,” Benson said. “So far we have roughly 1,500 shoes and I know if our communities take an interest in the cause like last year, we can get it done.”

    Benson says he was challenged because he was responsible for the High Desert coming together to contribute approximately 6,000 pairs of used shoes to Illusion Cycles, in Westminster, in their quest to gather 25,000 last year. If the goal was met, the nonprofit organization would have given the American Solider Network $10,000 to benefit the Wounded Warrior Battalion of Camp Pendleton. Florida-based Soles 4 Souls refurbishes old shoes for people in impoverished countries.

    The goal was short about 12,000 pairs of shoes, but the American Soldier Network still received a check based on the total weight of the amount of shoes collected.

    “This drive helps Third-World countries and more importantly our veterans,” Benson said. “There is no cheaper way to show our troops that we care about them than to clean out your closets and donate your old shoes. This is now a national event so there is a lot of competition, but I know that High Desert can be No. 1 again this year.”

    According to Benson, Annie Nelson, founder of the American Soldier Network, has reached out to various of her friends from across the country. Benson said he heard thousands of old shoes are being collected in the east. He is sure the 25,000 goal will be met, but is seeking a large portion of the shoes to come from the High Desert.

    Last year, students from Quail Valley Middle School in Phelan joined the effort and collected 1,708 pairs of old shoes.

    Benson had several shoe drop-off points throughout the High Desert last year, including the Victorville Harley-Davidson dealership. The motorcycle dealership is back on board this year, along with David’s Automotive Repair in Hesperia. The motorcycle dealership also donated a truck and trailer to deliver all the shoes they collected to Benson’s store in Barstow.

    Benson has also set up multiple drop off points in the Barstow area:

    — Nick’s Computer Works, 25434 Main St., Barstow

    — Barstow Senior Center, 555 Melissa Ave., Barstow

    — Barstow Senior Thrift Store, 907 E. Williams St., Barstow

    — Barstow Motorcycle Center, 2380 W. Main St., Barstow

    Jose Quintero can be reached at 760-256-4122 or JQuintero@DesertDispatch.com. You can also follow him on Twitter at @DD_JQuintero.

- See more at: http://www.vvdailypress.com/article/20141029/NEWS/141029749#sthash.7ihmdEho.dpuf

Benson hopes to crank up shoe drive efforts