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Friday, October 30, 2015

Drinking Beer Makes You Better In Bed, Says Greatest Study Ever

Drawing my own experiences, the benefits of inebriation during sex don’t seem obvious. When Jackson stumbles into the bedroom at 2am, chances are his keenness for coitus and his penile performance will be inversely proportionate. But when you think about it, there are definitely some benefits.

It’s fairly common knowledge that (assuming he’s not gone soft) a man will tend to last longer after an evening of drinking. But the benefits don’t stop there. It’s clearly a burning social issue as sexpert Dr. Kat Van Kirk recently published a book on the matter. So here are the top science-backed reasons why having a Patron will make her moan.

You’ll last longer

It’s best to start with the obvious ones. But why exactly does drinking make men last longer? The reason is phytoestrogens. They delay ejaculation – improving the user experience for your significant other. Just don’t overdo it – that would be a bit counterintuitive.


You’ll live longer

Italian researchers found that daily beer drinkers are 31% less likely to have heart disease, heart attacks, or strokes. Apparently.


No more stomach gurgles

Due to the high content of B victims and probiotics, beer can actually be good for your stomach. Gladly devoid of heartburn, you’ll be in a far better shape ahead of your “workout”.


Get in the mood faster

Last and indeed least, some beers are thought to help instigate arousal. Beers containing high levels of iron help red blood cells – otherwise known as haemoglobin. Hemoglobin helps turn nitrite, a metabolic byproduct, into nitric oxide and it’s this which controls blood flow to the penis. That said, even Guinness contains only a negligible about of iron.


For another incredible reason to get hammered, check out our article on why one glass of red wine equals one hour in the gym.