Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The
87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to
have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It
keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking
around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help. He said, “Do you have any
rye bread?” She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like
some?”
He said, “I want 5 loaves.” “My goodness, 5 loaves?” she said. “By the time
you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.” He replied, “I can’t believe everybody
knows about this shit but me.”