OFF THE WIRE
Whatever you do, don’t forget to watch the sixth season premier of that life-changing and important wonder, Sons of Anarchy tonight at ten on FX.
Charlie Hunnam is in it. This is Charlie Hunnam’s world so it is now pretty much Charlie’s show. It was recently announced that he will star in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. The Guardian reported just yesterday that “the upcoming adaptation of EL James’ bestselling ‘mommy porn’ literary sensation, in which he will star as kinky billionaire Christian opposite Dakota Johnson’s blushing virgin Ana, would be a walk in the park when compared to shoots for (the) Channel 4 drama Queer as Folk 14 years ago.”
Harvey Levin of TMZ reports that Hunnam is about “to be such a big star!”
It is also impossible not to know from television that Hunnam rides his motorcycle all the time and that he sometimes rides wearing flip flops. Miraculously, that doesn’t make the top of his left foot hurt. Maybe he just keeps it in first. Maybe Hunnam doesn’t have to use his engine at all, let alone his transmission. Maybe adoring fans carry him and his motorcycle aloft.
Hunnam has also said that real bikers ride in sneakers and guys who wear cowboy boots are “dentists.” See you around Charlie. Small world. What do you think of guys who wear cowboy boots and knives?
Last season Hunnam’s character “Jax” popped a bad guy and framed his step father and club brother “Clay” for the murder. His wife went to jail and there were some child custody issues.
Tonight’s episode will feature a school shooting perpetrated by a child. And probably Hunnam and Sutter and their coconspirators will be lauded for working the Sandy Hook tragedy into a cops and robbers show featuring bikers.