What NOT to say to a Police Officer
What NOT to say to a Police Officer
- I can’t reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
- Is that a 9mm? That’s nothing, look at my 44mm Magnum.
- You must have been going over 120 to keep up with me.
- Sorry Officer, my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
- Are you the guy from the Village People?
- Bad cop. No donut.
- You’re not going to check my truck are you?
- Gee that gut doesn’t inspire confidence.
- Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
- I pay your salary!
- Wow, you look like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend’s night stand.
- I thought you had to be in good shape to be a police officer.
- Is it true people become cops because they couldn’t get a job at McDonald’s?
- Well, when I reached down to get my bag of crack, my gun fell out and lodged between the brake and gas.