OFF THE WIRE
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Are you a biker? Do you think you could play a biker in a movie? Would you
like to be in a movie? Would you enjoy wrestling Michelle Rodriguez? What about
Michelle Rodriguez and Milla Jovovich at the same time? How about now? Want to
be in a movie now?
A woman named Francesca de Sola writes that she intends to shoot a
12-minute-long short film this December in Southern California and adds that it
will star, “Michelle Rodriguez and Milla Jovovich. Both these actresses are
friends of mine and have committed to the project and are donating their
time.”
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De Sola summarizes the plot as: “Two famous actresses are attending a press
junket for their new film in Palm Springs. They are very bored by the Hollywood
Machine, and want to break out of the bubble they live in as celebrities, so
they go looking for adventure after a long day of press. Interwoven with the
story of these two actresses is the story of two members of a 1% club, Bear and
Jude. Bear has just gotten out of county jail that very day, he was locked up
because he keeps getting too drunk and trying to fight the wrong people; and
Jude, the president of Bear’s MC chapter, who is not amused by Bear’s fuck ups
and is still pissed at him for the unwanted attention he brought last time he
was arrested. The two actresses stop to buy a pack of cigarettes and find
themselves at a club house/ biker bar, where they join in on a poker game, and
without really knowing it behave drunkenly and outrageously and challenge Bear
to fight after he annoys them, the girls do fight him and a bigger fight breaks
out for other reasons, and all this ends in both shock and hilarity because of
the situation. It is a perfect collision. In no way does it paint 1% Motorcycle
clubs in a bad light.”
De Sola adds, “I am looking for a motorcycle club that might want to
participate in the project, as to sell this world as authentic, I will need real
deal 1% MC members, and am hoping to get some gorgeous shots of a large group of
the club members on their bikes going for a ride etc.”
The Obvious
And, just to state the obvious, if you don’t go for this Tommy “Gipsy” Quinn
and the Laffing Devils will.
And, the other obvious thing that you should know is that this project is in
no way connected to The Aging Rebel, Rebel, Aging Rebel Brand Sexual
Aids And Devices, Aging Rebel Adult Film Studios, Rebel Brand Condoms, Rebel’s
World Famous Escorts or Rebel’s Casting Services.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This site used to be a lot better before Rebel went all
Hollywood and shit. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
You can email Francesca de Sola at fdesola@mac.com.
