I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question; "list all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants,
3 million crack heads,
42 million unemployed people on food stamps
, 2 million people in 243 prisons,
Half of Mexico
and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?