Don't forget to mark your calendars,guys & gals,
SATURDAY, JULY/28/2012
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
Than his wife or daughter naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
Than his wife or daughter naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1: PM Eastern Time, all American “hotties women” are asked to walk out of their
House completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour or more depending on weather conditions is
Circling your block for one hour or more depending on weather conditions is
Recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses
With their favorite alcoholic beverage in there trembling & sweating hands
To demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not
To demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not
Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government & and the breweries appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
The American government & and the breweries appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
And applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America!!
God Bless America!!
P.S.
If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,
If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,
Lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.