OFF THE WIRE
A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few
minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a
Problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck
He's still wriggling. What should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and
when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it
In a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later
he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the
Pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
