WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. THEY BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. THEY’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT THEY WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE THEY COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, THEY REALIZE THAT THEY NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS THEY WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. THEY START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE THEY SEE THAT THEY LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. THEY GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'
7. THEY'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRI TUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO THEM.
8. THEY'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. THEY YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO THEY BELIEVE CHEATED THEM BY GIVING THEM JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. THEY THINK THEY ARE IN BED, BUT THEIR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. THEY FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN THEY SIT ON IT.
12. THEY TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
FAULT THAT THEY'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
